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=__ **The Daily Oracle** __=

= **__Has the Daily Oracle Come Back from Oblivion?__** =

Yep.

Welcome to the Daily Oracle your free online newspaper. We've got everything from adventures to hippos to Muggles to Smurfs to Witches to zebras. //Please view any of the tabs on the left for Oracles of the past, present, and...ya that's it.//
 * Welcome from the head of the newspaper, Maggie M.**

Hello! If you have come across this, that means either we know you or you somehow ended up here for no apparent reason. On the right, you'll see the list of links to get to past and present (and sometimes future) articles. The writers of the Daily Oracle do not write daily--far from it, in fact--so the title is a bit of a misnomer, rather like the Incredibly Deadly Viper. If you see an upsetting/shocking sentence (by me), I can assure you, there is a 99.9746% chance that I'm being slightly sarcastic. Just slightly.
 * Welcome from the whole person of the newspaper, Victoria Ayn (B.)**


 * Victoria** by Ariel Aqueaous

The journalists of the Daily Oracle took a break during October, 2011, but returned on November 1st. The month of March, 2012, was also report-less due to technical issues.

Soooooo.... yeah welcome and everything....and....read our stuff. It's pretty amusing. include component="navigation"
 * Welcome from the right hand woman, Elizabeth Rose**