October+November+Oracle

"Give the children breaks or there will be homicide!" --VAB
There have been numerous threats of murder or other potentially life-threatening actions in one certain small town now that several towns schools have been closed due to Hurricane Sandy.

"I WILL END SOMEONE TONIGHT." Abby R--- was reported to have said.

"Give the children breaks or there will be homicide!" cried one particularly anguished Victoria B---.

Looks like the officials will have to do some thinking and decide whether or not to follow the governor's request.

ON THE OTHER HAND children all over will be furious if this storm knocks out Halloween Proper for the second year in a row. Victoria B- has agreed to speak to Zeus, who is a close and personal friend, but she says he so far he has only consented to prevent rain from falling only upon her.

//Literally two seconds after this article was posted, we received word that WHDH storm force deemed our town closed. THE DAILY ORACLE RULES!!! //